what if every blade of grass was a penis?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Blood and glitter go together right?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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