READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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