Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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