This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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