Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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