i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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