I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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