Nicole vs. Life
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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