what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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