I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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