I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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