gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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