How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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