he referred to my room as the tit cave...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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