I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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