I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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