You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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