covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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