would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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