so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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