It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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