Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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