Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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