I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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