There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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