smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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