It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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