Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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