Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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