Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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