I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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