my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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