when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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