I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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