But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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