yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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