Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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