I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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