I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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