I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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