Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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