Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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