I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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