Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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