It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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