I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Life is so much better after having sex.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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