You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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