Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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