She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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