I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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