I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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