butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
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I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Slut skills are useful in every country.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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