physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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