Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Floor bacon is actually really good
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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