That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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